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David Walliams and Matt Lucas, respectively Appearances: Radio Show and Series 1. April and Neville are two workers for Saint Tom Ambulance, who, in their first appearance, are shown to go into wanrs opera house to help a man who's having a stroke.

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The name is a tribute to farce writer Ray Cooney. Series 3 Episode 6.

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Andy was badly treated by Mrs Mead, and had to clean the house which in Mrs Mead's opinion, was a "pig sty". She hit him thrice, to prove he couldn't feel anything in his legs. Behind her back he yelled in pain. She also made him eat some disgusting stew, and as an alternative to a choc icehe had to eat a pear for pudding. Mrs Mead forbade Andy from watching "Des and Horny woman of Allentown. For their own "entertainment", she sang an off key religious tune.

Mrs Mead then took Andy to a cliff, where he had to wheel himself. She told him that she thought Lou had been too soft with him, and told him that he had to do cooking and cleaning, no more TV or chocolate and crisps. When she was telling him he needed a job, Andy was tired of her unfair treatment, and killed Mrs Mead by pushing her off the cliff. Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 3, 5 and 6.

Denver Mills is a former silver medallist gold medallist in the radio drama Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen the metres at the Los Angeles Olympicswho now acts as a guest speaker at various events. His speeches are always politically or factually incorrect, confusing and often offensive to the audience, such as his speech at a police dinner Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen First of all, we both get a lot of practise running after black guys".

In a typical sketch, he will be on his way to give his speech, but upon learning a detail in his speech is considered offensive, confusing Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen is not factually correct, he will proceed to throw a page of his speech away, until he is left with his greeting and dismissal. Once, he found out he would not only be meeting people with leprosybut also hugging them, and, suddenly reluctant to do his speech, he threw himself out of the car after a discussion about lepers.

He regularly goes on about his achievements, but gets little response for it. Mills' US equivalent is Bing Gordynthe eighth man to walk on the moon and the first to do so with a moustache. The two are both Walliams characters, both have had some amazing achievement that they go on about, Fuck fest in Bullock mn fail to receive praise for.

In reality the medal Mills is said to have won was actually won by the late Ivorian athlete Gabriel Tiacoh. Series 1, Episodes 1 and 3. The Minstrels are two minstrels who are constant targets of quasi-racial discrimination. They are refused a room at a bed and breakfast, and are criticized by in radio broadcast by a government official.

One of the cut sketches shows the Minstrel played by David Walliams being denied a job to which he replies, "Is it because Im free horny girls cristo Modesto ladys a minstrel?

Myfanwy is the barmaid of a local pub called 'The Scarecrow and Mrs. King ' and best friend to Daffyd Thomas and often serves him Bacardi and Coke. She is Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen keen to help him find a gay partner, even going as far as to close her bar so he can have a gay night which she promptly regrets because he orders all the gays who turn up to leave.

In later episodes, we learn that she is in a homosexual relationship and about to enter into a civil partnership with Rhiannon. In Little Britain AbroadMyfanwy opens a gay bar on Mykonos in Greece, but it does not fare well because Daffyd does not hand out flyers to the locals. It is also revealed in Little Britain Abroad that she speaks almost perfect Greek. At the end of Series 3, she is seen Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen with Daffyd to the train station and she cries when he tries to leave for London.

Horny Bermuda milfs every episode Catchphrase: Opens every episode with "Britain, Britain, Britain! The closest he ever came to saying it the right way was when he Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen 'goodbyes'.

The narrator opens and closes every episode and provides a voice-over between many of the sketches to introduce the upcoming characters, announcing the time in a ridiculous manner, such as "nought o'clock", announcing an impossible time or date, such as 'one two o'clock' or 'It's a crisp morning in Octember', or replacing the hour with a person's name, such as 'half past Oliver' and also fictitious names for locations around Britain, such as villages called " Bruise ", "Achey Balls", and the " Mike McShane Estate'.

He will also give directions to certain places such as a McDonald's in a very strange location and "a town just southeast of Northwestshire". The narrator delivers comedic monologues in many voice-overs by making unorthodox claims Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen Britain, its people or its history such as "we invented the cat "stating the obvious such as 'I will state 3 interesting facts about Britain.

Britain is a country, 2. Britain is called Britain, 3. He will also make ironic statements such as in Little Britain Abroad: My boyfriend and I got the first flight home! Sometimes he would make very strange comments about a location such as 'the children of Britain are notoriously stupid and must attend school' and 'if you have a verucca you would like to share, then go to your local swimming pool'. He often makes surreal statements, like; "I must go now because I am about to reach orgasm ", or "I do love an election Hot housewives want sex Erin Ontario the end of one episode, shorter than the others, he remarked: Also, during the Marjorie Dawes sketches, he expresses much contempt for overweight people, such as calling them "vermin", or expressing a desire to have them arrested, removed from the country, spat Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen or shot dead.

However, in one such sketch he states that he would strangle the overweight people himself, but Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen can't because he's "too fat".

In an Emily Howard sketch, he says that he is wearing a beautiful dress that belonged to his father; he routinely introduces Emily as "rubbish [or not very goodor some similar phrase] transvestite Emily Howard".

In the final episode he says "Brighton, Brighton, Bri At the end he says that Little Britain is the best show ever and says he is "some kind of Naughty wife looking casual sex Charlotte that must be worshipped as such". Series 2 episode 4. The Newsagent made only one appearance in Series 2. In the sketch, a customer portrayed by David Walliams comes in and, being the only other person in the shop, is forced to do his shopping under the Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen of the newsagent, who attempts to make conversation by commenting on each of the items that the customer takes for instance "Thirsty?

At the end of the sketch, after a few moments of awkward dithering, the customer reaches Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen to the top shelf of the magazine racks, where the Wife seeking real sex IL Dongola 62926 ones are kept, prompting the shopkeeper to ask; "Planning a wank?

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The opening scene of the sketch shows that he allows a maximum of students in his shop at one time. Series 3, episodes 2 and Casual encounters Orange Park. Pat and Don are a couple who Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen at a local Indian restaurant, which has an unusually fast service.

The dishes are delivered as soon as the couple is finished ordering, and even so, the waiter will sometimes apologise for the delay. Don always orders the spiciest dish offered to him, saying with enthusiasm that Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen loves his food Aberdeeh.

However, he often finds the dish a little too hot for his tastes Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen it then causes him to spout catchphrases from a variety of s and s TV shows such as " Super match game, super match game, super match Social sex Encinitas ", " Godzilla, doo doodle doo, Godzilla doo doodle doo, Godzilla doo doodle doo and Godzooky " and " Mr Spencer! David Walliams and Adam Donkin Appearances: Series 1, episodes 4, 6 and 7.

Sandra Patterson is a stage mother who is unusually determined for her son Ralph which she pronounces as "Raif", a reference to Ralph Fiennes to get into acting.

She is also very boastful and nasty to whoever she comes across. Unfortunately, her son Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen gets a part and, every time he fails, Sandra loses her temper and usually takes it out on whoever is nearby, unfortunately, often her son.

They appeared in the radio series under the names of Sandra and Olivier Laurence, a play on the Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen of the actor Laurence Olivier. She goes to such lengths to get him parts, that she pretends it's his birthday, that he's dying, aduly even threatening to "tell 'em you touched him! Pedro is the Spanishcross-dressing boyfriend of Dewi, Daffyd's brother. Pedro was with Dewi when he came out to Daffyd as gay, and Daffyd was shocked to find out Pedro was a man, and was gay also.

Pedro's character was likely based on David Walliams' impersonation Married lady seeking sex tonight Sunderland Ricky Martin. Series 3, episodes 4 and 5 Catchphrases: Sid Pegg is a nosey and rude Neighbourhood Watch leader who takes his job very seriously.

As there is no real crime in his area, his meetings can be about anything from the Gipsy Kings fating the fact that a gang of "yob" have kicked an empty can of Lilt down the road. He will frequently call out commands to his wife preparing dinner, in the format of "Wife, [name of food], go!

He also has a moustache that looks Whitehall hill fuck friend like the one of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler. When asking for assistance from other members of the watch, he always chooses Lloyd, a short man who appeared on The Weakest Link a fact Sid continually mentions. He pauses during his recitals to say or do mindless things, such as checking where his shopping bag is, to read a text message and to tell someone that he forgot to set the video and ask when Sainsbury's closes, before resuming the recital as if nothing had happened.

The actual pianist was Simon Callaghan, now a professional classical musician, who was studying at the Royal College of Music at the time. An American counterpart also played by Walliams appears in a deleted scene of the US adaptation of the show. He is seen reading out of a porn magazine, which is causing him to play a faster tempo.

Gerald Pincher is the father of Harvey Pincher. He is a crusty, conservative, upper class Brit, yet he is also warm and friendly. He appears to be unperturbed by Harvey's infantile desire for his mother's breast milk 'bitty'.

He appears to be interested in the Battle of Culloden. In Series 2 it is revealed that Gerald does not approve of vegetarianism; when informed about Abrdeen need for a vegetarian option at Harvey and Jane's wedding he responds "Oh, bloody vegetarians!

String up the lot wante them, I say! Harvey Pincher can be best described as a year-old upper-class mummy's boy. He insists on "bitty" breast milk from his mother Celia played by Aberdeeen James even though he Beautiful lady wants adult dating Aberdeen an adult - much to the dismay of his prospective wife and her parents, so when they were speaking and they saw the "bitty", they would start stuttering and speaking rather slowly. The sketches follow his engagement to Jane, through to their wedding day, which he interrupts near the end, saying "Bitty" instead of "I Do", gesturing for his mother to come up adultt he can have some of her breast milk.

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